Hello and thanks for stopping by and giving a listen
I will eventually finish something. In the near future, just not today...Seriously...
I like big butts and i cannot lie. Some other brothers might deny...
I like to take short walks with high priced female escorts and dislike everything and everyone. You especially.
But wait... you seem nice. I like you. A smidgen. Not a curmudgeon. Or a surgeon. Or a sturgeon. Has anyone ever seen a sturgeon? Sounds like a stupid surgeon.
Wait a second....this isn't facebook...this is not my beautiful wife...how did I get here?
I am the world's greatest composer (of Harlequin love stories, that is)...I can see through lead walls and I can spit fire (the doctor's call it Gastritis). I have an amazing sense of urgency, especially when I have to use the rest room.