Musical Funnies.

[Mike Hewer]

 

All curated from  VI-Control.

 

 

  

[Mike Hewer]

hey Kris, I uploaded many more images but only the above are shown. Is their a limit to image uploads per post?

[HS Teoh]

Can't measure up to Mike's funnies, but I have a few lame puns:

1. What are you when you run out of Monet? Baroque.

2. Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.

3. I see that you JS got Bach.

4. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor.

5. What do you get when you drop a piano on a military camp? A flat major.

6. If lightning were to strike an orchestra, it'd hit the conductor first...

7. What did the colonel tell his subordinate? B sharp major.

[HS Teoh]

More lame puns:

8. My sister plays the piano by ear! - That's nothing; *my* brother fiddles with his whiskers!

9. What's Beethoven doing now? De-composing...

10. Kids shouldn't watch big band performances. Too much sax and violins.

[Mike Hewer]

Terrible Teoh, absolutely terrible...:-)...mildy amusing though.

[Dave Dexter]

I ran an instrument-tuning workshop from a wobbly stage. It fell flat.

Why did Bach's knees hurt? He was always hunched over his huge organ.

Bruckner? I hardly knew 'er!

There was a composer called Tallis,

[Rowy]

Just a link would be nice: 40 Funny Quotes by Musicians Other than that, we can all google. Although I don't object to cat videos.

[Mike Hewer]

well that's put me in my place. So much for wanting to add content to a fledgling site. I've already commented on Kris' page yesterday that he can delete the thread if he wishes given the size of images and how they are presented once uploaded. Does the thread deserve the barbed 'google' comment? 

[HS Teoh]

My puns are so bad even Google won't find them! 🤪

[Rowy]

That's the problem with a forum or social media. You only get the text. You don't see my smile, my snap snap, grin grin, nudge nudge.

[Dave Dexter]

Don't be a dick, Rowy.