This Christmas, I mean holiday season, when you gather the family around the Christmas, I mean holiday tree to sing Christmas, I mean holiday carols, I mean songs, but you don’t want to offend anyone, just put on this recording and sing the politically correct lyrics I have printed out for your convience.
We wish you a normal holiday
We wish you a normal holiday
We wish you a normal holiday
And an okay future
Deck the halls with bowls of jello
Ya da ya da ya da ya dya ya
Tis the season to be mellow
Ya da ya da ya da ya da ya
Don we now our straight apparel
Ya da ya ya da ya ya da ya
Toll the ancient holiday carol
Ya da ya da ya da ya da ya
I’m dreaming of a nice holiday
Just like the ones I didn’t know
Where the Walmarts glisten
And children listen
To hear shoppers on the go
I’m dreaming of a nice holiday
With every holiday card I write
May you never slip on the ice
And may all you holidays be nice
Happy holiday to you
Happy holiday to you
Happy holiday dear holiday person
Happy holiday to you
Merry Christmas, Bob, Kristofer, Gavin, Saul, Michael, Michael T, Raymond, Roger, Fredrick, Oliver, Gene, Tim, Rush, and Miss Gorgeous, where ever you are.
Lawrence
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I'm not quite sure where this came from or which 1 of you is responsible for the inspiration but
'How much wit could a nit-wit knit -If a nit-wit could knit wit?'
ps I kinda miss Saul what was his offense again?
Why don't we just rename Christmas -The Silly Season. It seems to be that around here! :)
Times up the answer....... Not a whit
roger stancill said:
That's all ? man you guys are tough everyones got some kind of complex
I do hope everyone has a Harmonic Holiday or whatever YOU decide to call it.....
Quite sincerely, Roger it's the thought that counts
( there's really only 3 types of holidays- those that count and those that don't )
Kristofer Emerig said:
You're right. I never thought of that. Anyway I've been on vacation, but the Forum goes on unabated.
"I'm dreaming of a nice vacation." Has a nice ring to it.
Lawrence
Hey, I was a dork long before Bill O'Reilly. I'm offended that Bill O'Reilly copied my dorkiness.
Vincent Avila said:
Vincent,
I realize people can be a little down at Christmas time. That's why I wrote this music. It's difficult to go from woe woe woe to ho ho ho all at once. It is my sincere hope that my music will raise you to a medium level of mellowness, so that from that vantage point you may glimpse and someday experience the true joy of Christmas.
Lawrence
michael diemer said:
Kristofer and Michael,
Now look what you've done. I was trying to be cute, but you guys are being provocative. Pretty soon we'll have the NSA shutting down the forum for writing subversive music.
Lawrence
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