A guy walks into a bar with his dog. Sits down at the bar and tells the bartender:
My dog here, can talk. If I get him to talk to you will you comp me a martini?
Bartender says sure why not, but if he doesn't talk I'm throwing you both out for wasting my time.
Guy turns to the dog and asks "What's on top of a house?"
Guy "What does sandpaper feel like?"
Guy" who wa…
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