Music Composers Unite!
Ondib,hey man! You look like a stage before the dinners I used to have with Cretan fishermen!
(But of course I may be confusing you with red mullets, not sure.)
Well, I used to look like the squids that Turkish and Greek seaside restaurants turn into breaded "calamari."
I had to evolve a bit further, to be able to sing in the key of O Flat.
You have to admit, it's an improvement.
In case that English is one of the subjects you teach, notice that your last sentence below provides an excellent case example of the importance of punctuation in defining meaning.
On second thoughts, it's probably not an appropriate example after all.
O. Olmnilnlolm said:
I'll have to revert to one of my earlier evolutionary forms, as a lung fish to perform this next selection.
For my first number, I will sing, in the key of O sharp, the song,
" 'Somewhere My Love Lies Sleeping', with a male chorus."
Oh, I thought he meant with a mullet chorus... I misread.
I'm sorry, I got the whole thing wrong.
It should have been,
" Somewhere My Postman Lies Sleeping with a Mail Chorus."
For an appropriate set of laws to go with this song, I cite: