Music Composers Unite!
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. Sits down at the bar and tells the bartender:
My dog here, can talk. If I get him to talk to you will you comp me a martini?
Bartender says sure why not, but if he doesn't talk I'm throwing you both out for wasting my time.
Guy turns to the dog and asks "What's on top of a house?"
Guy "What does sandpaper feel like?"
Guy" who was the greatest basball player of all time?"
Angry bartender throws them both out.
As the dog and the guy land in a heap on the sidewalk out front the dog turns to the guy
and says "Do you think I should have said Joe Dimaggio?"