Bad Viola joke

[Douglas Edward]

Why do Violists always have trouble entering a room?
They never know when to come in!

[Fredrick zinos]

The difference between the viola section and the 2nd violin section? About a beat and a half.

[Douglas Edward]

Why was a viola player crying at rehearsal?
Because someone turned one of their tuning pegs and wouldn't tell them which one.

[Jacob Royal]

Wow guys. Really Funny.
@ Fred. My section was always on time, the first violins couldn't even be on time.
@ Doug.....Yeah those ones are true....

[Douglas Edward]

Nice Jacob, except I'm pretty sure Fredrick is right. The violas are at least a beat and a half behind. :)
As far as the 1st Violins go- Prima donnas don't follow other people, everybody else follows them!

[Matt Walsh]

hahaha, your first joke reminded me of another joke I know. So you know, I play blues harmonica on the side...sort of as a musical hobby. I have a fun time and I usually drink for free when I'm playing. It is definitely not my primary instrument or musical obsession by any stretch, just a good way to blow off some steam and get some good improvising in. Anyways I don't know if anyone has any experiences with harmonica players but here are the good one's that I know:

How do you know a harmonica player is at the door? He doesn't know when to come in and can't find the right key

What do you call a harmonica player who says he knows what notes he is playing? A liar (this is totally true, myself included haha)

Why do harmonica players say they play harp? Harmonica is a 4 syllable word

What do you call a harmonica player who doesn't step all over the vocal line? Deceased

[Jacob Royal]

Doug - The orchestra that I am in, the violas are the only ones that are never on time. I may not count, but I always know when to come in, and so does every other violist, cellist, and bassist. Playing the Rhapsody 'Espana' by I forget who, everyone was perfect, except for the first violins. The second violins (who were all under 12, as opposed to the firsts violinists all being 14-17) were right with the violas as well, and its not as though the parts are incredibly different. The viola and cello parts were actually harder, so don't gimme the 'violists are shit' jokes!

[Chris Alpiar]

yea relax Jacob, this is humor section and its pretty light hearted and fun. Please dont make me lock the thread because you are offended. Thanks

[paul mulcahy]

the violinst and the pianist were walking out of a recital and the violist said " that was a really nice concert."  The pianist said , yeah... really nice little program there. The violist said..." I especially liked the piano   that started piece that started with the trill. "

  The pianist replied.." Uh?  Which piece was that? Do you remember the title..??"

  The violist said... "No but ".. then he sings the beginning of... up down up down up down up down down.. Fur Elise.

[paul mulcahy]

What does the orchestra conductor call 10,000 saxaphones at the bottom of the ocean?

.....A  a good start.

[Chris Alpiar]

Die in a fire, slowly hahaha ;-)

paul mulcahy said:

What does the orchestra conductor call 10,000 saxaphones at the bottom of the ocean?

.....A  a good start.

[Johan Halmén]

In Finland we have so many accordion players that if you would line them up along the equator... I'd thank you.

 

What's a harmonium?
An accordion, which has come to faith. 

[Peter Wiedermann]

The difference between a saxophone and a lawnmower? You can tune up a lawnmower.